So something I was discussing earlier (here's looking at you, OTBL) made me think of the Guy Code, and different parts to it. Well, I'm bored, and I have free time, so I thought I'd look up some stuff for it, and put it here for your enjoyment.
The maximum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who's running late is 5 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.
No man is ever required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering a friends birthday is strictly optional.
Before dating a buddy's ex, you are required to ask his permission and he, in return, is required to grant it.
If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem-you didn't see nothin'.
If a buddy is already singing along to a song in the car, you may not join him...too gay.
On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
Never talk to another man in the bathroom unless you are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line for all other situations an "I recognize you" nod will do just fine.
Any dispute lasting any longer than 3 minutes will and must be settled by rock, paper, scissors. There is no argument too important for this determining method.
You have not made any mistake if you find that there are extra pieces after reassembling or assembling an object. In fact, you have just found a way to make that object more efficient.
In an empty room, car, ect., a man can not ask another man if he is mad because he isn’t talking.
A man shall never help another man apply sun tan oil.
For an even more in depth of the bathroom etiquette, go here.