Since hopefully one or two of you will read this, I thought I'd share a little about myself, and my sense of humor. I've been told I have good one-liners, though that is basically just in conversation. I once told someone that I'm not going to be the Best Actor, but I can fill the Supporting Actor Role. Now, mainly I just like to make fun of things, whether it be people or otherwise. I do it in a joking manner, which is ok because I can take the jokes too. (go ahead, make fun of me, see if i care!)
I can't think of the word, but I like to make fun of or mock popular phrases. Parody is the word I was thinking of, actually. Anyway, in case you have no clue what I'm talking about, here's a couple of examples that I can remember.
Other: I have to pee like a racehorse.
Me: I actually have to go like a thoroughbred at this point.
Other: I fell for it.
Me: I tripped for it, but I stayed on my feet.
Other: I'll probably study abroad my junior year.
Me: I don't get it. You're just going to study one lady, or one broad? How is this going to help?
Other: I'm gonna go grab a bite to eat.
Me: I'd probably get more than that, I don't know if a bite's gonna hold you for very long.
Anyway, in hindsight this stuff isn't very funny, but I l thought it was humorous at the time. Anyway, that's all I've got. Pretty boring.
Random Quote that I think is funny: " I don't return fruit. Fruit's a gamble. I know that going in." Jerry Seinfeld in The Ex-Girlfriend.