Thursday, July 14, 2005

Ouija Board

I've always been skeptical about supernatural things such as the Ouija Board, but the more I think about it, the more skeptical I become. Think about it, not only do you have to somehow contact a spirit, but that spirit has to speak your native tongue.

Now, how many times have you heard of someone using the Ouija Board to contact a spirit, and the spirit answering back in Spanish? Is it like a general ghost rule that they only speak English? When someone is trying to use a Ouija Board using English, does a Spanish speaking ghost attempt to contact them, only to be pulled back by a English speaking ghost, and having them reply? Or are all ghosts fluent in all languages of the world? Think about that next time you try to contact the spirit world.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hola. Usted no me conoce. Soy el fantasma de Pedro Cortez. Tengo gusto de hablar en los tableros de Ouija en espaƱol. Satisfaga tan no dicen cosas sobre los fantasmas que usted no entiende. Gracias.

twins15 said...

I don't know who that was, but great work. That was hilarious. :D

Anonymous said...

twinkie: I don't get Ouija boards. You'd think you'd get spirits once in a while that couldn't speak the same language as you.

me: I don't get chess boards. You'd think the king would have his own horse so he could get around better.

Jonzard said...

You should check out Penn & Teller's Bullshit episode on this

Anonymous said...

not to mention there are other alphabets out there! imagine the confusion the spirit would feel when they didn't recognize their usual arabic, but instead these strange greek-derived symbols...

Video said...

oh I love this..

definetly... there are ghost who talk spanish..

of course because they might have been spanish speakers in their lifetime.. I talked to some.. and they answer me in spanish...

I am bilingual, actually im mexican american, so I know both languages.

I asked the spirit if he understood me when I spoke english, he said he did.... so I spoke both languages, but I felt more comfortoble speaking in spanish back to him since that was the language he was using.

GP said...

I think spirits would be able to find someone to translate for them. I mean really, imagine a Chinese Ouija board.

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